That was the BEST Spice Girls Marathon EVER!!!!
Why does my mouth taste weird?

Current Mood: mellow

Look Ginny I've decided I really need to go back even if it does mean crushing my ribs and dying again. I cant spend forever in Harry's idea of limbo which is apparently a train station, and I've decided it doesnt matter if we end up bringing back the teenage dark lord with us.
I need to be alive even if it is for a few more seconds!!!!

Current Mood: refreshed

Hi guys!
Just to let you know I'm currently in LA with the Muggle Studies Professor negotiating a deal to sell " The Harry Potter Story" to Warner Brothers movie studios.
If this works Harry you will be a very rich wizard!
Currently the guy that made ET wants to make it an animated movie and change the setting to America but I think the Muggle Studies Professor has insulted us enough.
I'm making her insist on live action with an entire british cast.

Crabbe is also still doing well for a ghost.

Current Mood: excited

..... I'm not sure what to do about this ghost situation.

Current Mood: embarrassed

Just got back from my physio therapy stay at the hospital after Ginny's diary blew my hands off. Honestly Ginny I know that you value your privacy but dont you think hexing your diary like that was a little excessive??? it took four weeks to grow back my wrists not to mention the rest of my hands!

I have a few complaints about that hospital ACTUALLY, number one they should allow patients access to the interweb instead of taking away our computers! I dont care if they interfere with the healing spells HONESTLY.

Number 2 they should allow babies into my room!! Emma was told to go away!

Current Mood: angry

I'm feeling really cool today, really really mellow.
I think its because those dreams finally stopped, you know the ones where you're in a weird room and there are people who claim to be your friends but they're like not? or whatever!

Wait a second I was wearing clothes when I went to have a nap..and I'm naked.
GINNY!!!!!

Current Mood: worried

Well its Valentines day and I spent it sitting in the Saint Mungo's emergency room after my hands were turned into a festering pile of boils.
How you may ask? I was trying to find a book of exorcisms in the library and instead I found a leather diary on one of the falling apart couches.
Anyway the moment I tried to open it the thing hexed me, WHY WOULD A BOOK IN A MUGGLE HOUSE HEX SOMEBODY? THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL THANK YOU.

Current Mood: weird

OMG WTF.
THE GHOST HAS LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM AND IT KEEPS FOGGING UP THE MIRROR AND DRAWING LOVE HEARTS ALL OVER THE GLASS.
OMG NOW IT'S WRITING THAT IT WILL LOVE ME FOREVER I AM SHIT SCARED GUYS.
AT LEAST I HAVE SOME WHERE TO PEE IN THIS ROOM.

Current Mood: scared

Look seriously it's been seven days now, is somebody going to let me out of here?

Current Mood: thirsty

Ok so a ghost locked me in a room during the christmas party..and I've been trapped in there for four days.

Current Mood: weird

While Harry was busy running around naked I changed all the locks and put anti lock picking hexes on their surfaces, there for only residants with a issued key CAN GET INSIDE.

There, problem solved.

Current Mood: exhausted

Ginny? Harry? will you both please SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Current Mood: exhausted

Ginny I'm sorry about Harry showing up and yes I've tried several times to make him leave and he flat out refuses.
I think he's camping out permently in the attic, well at least old Frank will have some company.
Um I was also thinking is it right to bury Frank when he's still well dancing? I mean being buried alive must be horrible and all that... maybe we should hold a seance to fine out what he wants?

I'm really tired again the noises from the attic have migrated to my bedroom, it's a sort of tap tap sound that reminds of somebody ballroom dancing.
But then again everything is reminding me of dancing at the moment.

I hope everyone had a decent sort of Halloween and Dennis I'm sorry about the suite of armour almost killing you but to be fair you should have been at school.
Mum and dad were very impressed by our house Ginny, and Emma looked really cute in her ballerina costume. Of course dad was worried about how we could afford it and I think he thought we'd turned to prostitution. I explained to him that I was able to pay the down payment through selling official Harry Potter merchandise and he wasn't sure who Harry Potter was, I had to explain he was like the Elvis of our world.

I was a little sad when I saw Neville and Pavarti dancing though because I used to dance all the time...
Anyway I'm going to try to get some more sleep, something was thumping around in the attic until four am.

So how do you wash smoke and ash out of satin and velvet? I've tried several things and none of it has worked.

Current Mood: stressed

Most of my close friends already know this but I thought I'd make a general announcement.
I wont be coming back to school next year, what with everyone I know leaving I really don't see much of a point.
Besides despite the fights and the months of tense silence I guess part of me always thought that when things got better we would be together again.
I guess I was wrong.
My parents keep pressuring me to go back to muggle school and do my A levels, mums even talking about getting my cousin to help me catch up during the summer.
Dad says photography is all very well and good but if I want to take it seriously I should do a proper course at an arts college or something similar.
I guess his right; it's better then being a milkman.
Besides I don't really believe in magic anymore, it's like believing in the postman.

Current Mood: numb

This whole year book thing is BEYOND RETARDED.
You cant vote for me as worst hair I'M A YEAR YOUNGER THEN ALL OF YOU!!!!
Vote for Anthony because that jerk totally stole my hair style first so it's exactly the same as MY HAIR only crap!!!! I mean logically that makes more sense because his in YOUR YEAR.

And my hair isn't crap! if I was black like Dean you would all think it was a totally awesome afro and you're all backwards racist slack dickheads!

Dude has anyone noticed that Harry is still wet??? I mean I've heard about attention seeking but this is just sad.

Current Mood: okay

I cant remember if I still take potions and if I do I'm going to fail anyway because it's been months since my last class!!
Ginny do I still take potions??? did I ever sit next you in class??
I went down to the hospital wing and poked Seamus with my wand while screaming at him to update but nothing happened.
So I just charmed his hair and now it's bright green and curly!!!
I also told Dennis he needs to update and Dennis told me to go choke a bitch which was a bit excessive.

Hello it's been a while hasn't it?? I've been busy dealing with my legal team over the current crisis in the Harry Potter fan fiction fandom. For the past eighteen months Harry Potter enterprises has turned a blind eye to most of the fan fiction published on the internet, however due to recent events such as the publication of the "Love that the Moon knew" we've had to take action. Although Harry Potter enterprises has no problem with homosexuality and same sex relationships we do have a problem with written documents that hint that Mr Potter would associate romantically with a known Junior Death eater. Not only that but also this story contains graphic violence and hate crimes towards Muggle born students. Due to the nature of this story the legal team has decided that unless the author agrees to take down the offensive document all Harry Potter fanfic will be banned from www.snoodle.com. Although some may accuse us of censorship in the end this fix is slander and the author had committed an act of defamation of character. The hero of our society would never allow himself to form such an attachment to a junior death eater, or a dolphin for that matter and it's time for us to take action.
I'm pretty sure we all know who wrote this fanfic, so please Malfoy take it down RIGHT NOW.

Current Mood: optimistic